He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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