have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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