i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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