Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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