Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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