Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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