Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
