she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize