Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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