Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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