Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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