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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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