So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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