I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
