i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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