On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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