Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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