I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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