he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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