smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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