At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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