I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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