come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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