yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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