The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
