Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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