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let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
