im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Randomize
