As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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