and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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