you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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