My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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