Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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