he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
