I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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