I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
