Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
