My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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