I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I had to cum in my sink.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize