I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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