I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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