North Korea, Best Korea!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I need a beard to bite.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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