My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
They have beer where we have blood.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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