Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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