Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
