Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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