The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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