Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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