The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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