So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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