saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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