just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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