i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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