It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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