New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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