I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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